You’ve never been able to get yourself off. Pump and pump away at your little dick as long as you like, but the fine art of masturbation has eluded you. If only you could jerk off to completion, you’d stop dating imbeciles just to get in their pants. But you’ve just never been able to pull it off. So you’ve come to the office of Dr. Lennox and Dr. Fox, experts in the field of self pleasure. They assure you they have tons of experience; they’ve been playing with themselves non-stop for years. They’ll walk you through it, stroke by stroke. You’re in good hands.