“Daddy, tell me a story” Ok son, have you heard the one about Little Red Riding Cock? Well, Little Red’s sweet ginger hole was so hungry one big cock couldn’t fill it up. Little Red was always hungry for more. Then one day Little Red met two big bears and they had a great idea. Put both of their cocks up Little Red at the same time! And it worked! They watered Little Red’s hole with so much seed it actually started to open up and blossom! Then they all lived happily ever after. THE END